While dad was poorly and didnt have much of an appetite he ate soup quite a bit.  Mum would get like Asda's own brand.  He liked it and he ate it but then she would get him heinz big soup too.  We was sat around him one day and mum asked him what he wanted for lunch.  While I was sipping my cup of tea, he answered her, he said "i will have the cheap and nasty soup" hahahahahaha...well i nearly choked on my tea with laughter, we all fell about laughing.  When i asked him why it was cheap and nasty, he said because its not the heinz big soup.  He said he was saving the heinz for when he wasnt vomiting.  Haha, he was always thinking.  

My Dad we the best sense of humour xxxx